A friend posted this on CafeMom today. I thought it was soooo funny!!! And so horribly right- I've dealt with both types of weddings in the past.
I hope you enjoy reading this!
White Wedding vs. Mexican Wedding
WHITES: Send out invitations.
MEXICANS: Send out maps.
WHITES: Receive their invitations 3 months in advance.
MEXICANS: Find out about the wedding 1 week before.
WHITES : Have seven Bridesmaids.
MEXICANS: Have seventy Padrinos.
WHITES: RSVP their invitation.
MEXICANS: Show up with three car loads.
WHITES: Go to the wedding AND the reception.
MEXICANS: Just go to the reception.
WHITES: Have elegant food.
MEXICANS: Have arroz, frijoles and birria.
WHITES: Order the cake from a bakery.
MEXICANS: Have their cake done by la senora down the street.
WHITES: Eat the food and cake.
MEXICANS: Eat the food and cake....... AND take some home para manana
WHITES: At the reception, they drink wine
MEXICANS: At the reception they drink Coors, Budweiser, Bud Light, Bud Ice, Corona , Tecate, Pacifico, Casadores, Patron, Presidente, 20 Jose Cuervo Gusano's, Reposado, etc...
WHITES: Relatives get drunk and pass out.
MEXICANS: Get drunk, shed a few tears and start singing to Vicente
Fernandez songs, fight ... then pass out.
WHITES: Dance at the party ... YEAH RIGHT!!!
MEXICANS: Dance at the party to Nortenas, Rancheras, Reggaeton, Rap, Old school, Oldies, House, and anything the D.J. plays
WHITES: Party ends at midnight.
MEXICANS: Party ends when the COPS show up at the banquet hall but
continue at someone's house afterwards for menudo 'til 6:00 a.m.
WHITES: Wake up the next morning NOT WANTING another beer.
MEXICANS: Wake up the next morning DRINKING another beer to cure the hang-over.
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